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Jokes pick n mix

Q. Where do polar bears keep their money?

A. In a snow bank!


Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

A. Because chickens didn't exist yet!


Q. How does the Man in the Moon cut his hair?

A. Eclipse it!


Q. What did the finger say to the thumb?

A. I'm in glove with you!


Q. What's a writing utensil's favorite place to go on vacation?

A. Pencil-vania!


Q. What's a banana peel's favorite type of shoe?

A. Slippers!


Q. What did the big flower say to the little flower?

A. Hi, bud!