What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
What did one plate say to the other plate?
Dinner is on me!
Why did the student eat his homework?
Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake!
When you look for something, why is it always in the last place you look?
Because when you find it, you stop looking.
How do you stop an astronaut’s baby from crying?
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7, 8, 9
What is a witch’s favorite subject in school?
How do you make a lemon drop?
Just let it fall.
What is brown, hairy and wears sunglasses?
A coconut on vacation.